I got tagged. Finally, I've arrived. Thanks, JJ!
Five things I plan to do before I die, in no particular order:
- Move to Australia.
- Write the next Great American Novel.
- Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
- Sky dive.
- The cute FedEx Kinkos girl who works down in the lobby.
Five things I can do:
- Throw a great party.
- Drink like a pirate. [Hmm, I'm sensing a theme...]
- Sing the whole theme song to the original Transformers cartoon.
- Wink with both eyes - I don't mean at the same time! That's blinking. Everyone can do that, silly.
Five Things I can’t do:
- Tie a cherry stem with my tongue - only freaks can do that.
- Raise one eyebrow ala Spock.
- Walk and chew gum.
- Sing well.
Five Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
- Ability to laugh at oneself.
- Love the facial hair.
- Ability to make me laugh.
Five Things that I say a lot:
- Can I just tell you...
- The "F" word in all its incarnations.
- I told you so.
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