Of course this warning is a little late for all the poor innocents I beheaded this morning. But really, they should have been more observant. I mean, I was carrying a battleaxe. One would think that might set off a few personal alarms.
A couple of months ago, I went to Portland for work. While there, I met a woman who lives in Colorado and quickly developed a non-sexual crush on her. She is potentially the coolest person I've ever met. She is the type of person who thinks of something that she wants to do and then...get this, just does it. Oh sure, it seems simple, but really how many people live on a completely different continent than the one they were born on and are skydivers and make music and back up on highway-type bridges? Not many, I tell you. Plus, she's smart and cute.
I think this woman is making me more crabby because today when I saw that she was selling her custom made parachuting rig in order to move to Germany, I realized that I made the statement a few years back that I would move overseas and I only got as far as Seattle. OH sure, Seattle is awesome, but is it Aix-en-Provence? Auckland? Mother Fucking Montreal even? No, no it is not.
Bleh. Good thing it's Friday. I need a cocktail. Who's in?
P.S. If the woman in my office doesn't stop hovering at my door, I can't be held accountable for my actions.